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Spam Pot For 17 March 2009 - USD $40.6 Million

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Well to start the week off on a high our spam pot for Tuesday 17 March is more that $40 Million US dollars!

This is just spam that makes it through the ISP's filters and into the Junk folder of Mail, no one really knows how much money I'm really missing out on.

For your edification and enjoyment copies of the promissory notes are included after the jump.

And for your reference here is todays supporting spam:

#1 - USD$5,100.000.00

From: Barrister Steve Khumalo [Esq.]

(For Trustees) Managing Partner (Dlamini Chambers)

PRETORIA SOUTH AFRICA

Tel: +27-83-589-7873

Tel: +27-790-555-806

Email: steve.chambers@live.com

Attn: Sir

                                       NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST:

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Mr. Edwin Gabriel, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Mr. Edwin Gabriel made you a beneficiary to his [WILL]. He left the sum of Five Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$5,100.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past.

Mr. Edwin Gabriel until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his lifetime.

Late Mr. Edwin Gabriel died on the 16th day of February 2007 at the age of 90 years and his WILL is now ready for execution.

Please if I reach you, as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant date. Please contact me on this email: steve.chambers@live.com

Yours in service,

Barrister Steve Khumalo.

#2 - USD$25,000.000.00

BARCLAYS BANK PLC.
CLAPHAM JUNCTION BRANCH,
7 ST JOHNS HILL,SW 11 1 TN,
LONDON
WWW.barclaysbank.co.uk

Attention: Beneficiary,

REF: - INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

This is to notify you about the status of your fund right now on my desk. After due vetting and evaluation of your Inheritance file which The Ministry of Finance of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Forwarded and contacted us to see to your immediate payment.From our findings you have been going through hard ways by paying a lot of charges to see to the release of your fund ($25 000, 000, 00) which has been delayed. We advice that you stop further communication with any correspondence from Nigeria. You don't have to pay any charges to receive your Inheritance fund anymore as you have met up with the whole requirements, your representatives in Nigeria will tell you to still go ahead with them but on your own risk.The only thing required from you is to obtain a Non-Resident Clearance Form/Receipt which we are not asking you to pay the fee to us here in United Kingdom as the Government of Nigeria have paid us for handling/processing of your payment with other customers.We will help you to see that you obtain the form so that our bank will effect immediate transfer of your inheritance sum ($25 000, 000, 00) into your designated bank account.If you follow up our directives your fund will reflect in your account within five Banking days from the day you obtain this form. Do not go through anybody again but through this Bank if you really want your fund.Please respond to my private email (davidbrw43@yahoo.de)

Yours sincerely,
Mr. David Brown
Head, Private Banking Section.
Barclays Bank Plc.

#2 - USD$10,500.000.00

DEAREST

                                BEQUEST NOTIFICATION/PAYMENT

On behalf of the trustees and executor to the Will of late Sir. Dennis Kute Estates. I wish to notify you that late Sir. Dennis Kute made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand($10.5m) to you in the Codicil and Last Testament to his will.this may sound strange and unbelievable to you,but it is real and true.

Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad that wished you good. Sir. Dennis, passed away peacefully in the General Hospital Ikeja after a brief illness at the Age of 60 years. He was born on May 10 1927; Died June 26 2007. Although he had enjoyed success as a millionaire businessman,Sir Dennis' Public fame owed most to his marriage to Margaret Kute,

In a tribute to him at a news Conference with Russian President Vladimir Putin, British prime Minister Tony Blair said: "Sir Denis was a kind and generous-hearted man, a real gentleman who had many friends here and abroad. Until death he was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. He was also a member of several non-governmental organizations,his great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his lifetime. He is survived by his wife Margret, and twins Mark & Carol Kute and also two grandchildren.

According to him this money is to support your activities and to help the poor and less privileged. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable the attorney executing the Will conclude his job. You should forward along your telephone and fax numbers including your present mailing address. Looking forward hearing from you in no distant time.

Reply to: revthomasellis@live.com
Yours in His Vineyard,SMMM
Rev.Fr.Thomas Ellis(Parish Priest)

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