Golf jokes...
There's something about the golfing mentality:
Peter was sitting in the 19th hole one day looking kinda depressed.
The bartender walked up to him and said," What is wrong Peter you look kinda down?"
"Well", Peter replied, "My golfing buddy for 40 years, Craig, had a heart attack on the 16th green today."
"Oh that must have been real hard on you, Peter", the bartender replied.
"Sure was", said Peter,'" It was hit the ball, drag Craig, hit the ball, drag Craig..."
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A speech-impaired golfer walked up to a threesome on the first tee.
Pulling out his notepad he wrote "Could I join the group, please".
This one chap in the group was most indignant and by ripping up the note, indicated that he was not welcome.
So the threesome hit off and proceeded down to their drives and all hit their second shots and are about to move of when the not so nice one is hit from behind.
His two mates in a state of shock look back to see the vocally challenged golfer jumping up and down and holding four fingers up in the air.
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It took us by surprise on the 9th hole when Peter stopped in midswing as a funeral procession went by, dropped his club, took off his cap, and bowed his head.
"That was a very nice gesture", said Fred.
"It's the least I can do." said Harry, resuming his stance. "She was the best wife a guy could hope for."
Like I said, there's something about the golfing mentality... and on a final note...
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