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Isn't it amazing how some jokes get better with age, I received this one back on 7 September 2001.

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."

And this one was only a few weeks ago....

1. Go to www.google.com.au
2. Type "Failure" in search box.
3. Hit "I'm feeling lucky" instead of "Google Search".
4. Giggle. Better do it quick before Google fixes this glitch.

For the record this works on any Google still... (I don't think we have a "glitch" here)

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